The Adventures of a Lost Flight Attendant or Not.

2003-09-06T00:12:00.000-05:00

I just want to keep this account active. :-)

Great day here in Chi-town! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect weather! Spent all day outside chatting with the girls down stairs and playing with their dogs, had some wine and beer. Life is grand!

I miss James. Been thinking about him a lot lately. He lives in CVG now, I am sure he is on a trip right now.

Tomorrow I am selling my TV I think, I don't need it. I have not even turned the thing on in about 4 or 5 months.

Check out some of my cool ass muzik :

Cool ass muzik!

David :-)

2003-09-03T22:22:00.000-05:00

OMG!!! MORE CATCHING UP TO DO!!!

Good lord baby! Life sure makes ya busy at times! Oh let me see what has happened since the last time we talked, there is so much I do not know where to start???

1. ACA is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! Lovin' it! Flew my ass off last month...almost 90 hours. The layovers were not so bad; LEX, TYS, OKC, HPN, BTV....

2. I moved to CHICAGO! Commuting is too much stress, besides I need to get out. I love MSP, it is my home but I have to get out, at least for a little while and find myself.

3. Single life is not so bad.

Anyways, that's my life in a nutshell. Hope you are doing well.

David :-)

2003-07-15T23:31:00.000-05:00

CATCH UP TIME!!!!!!!!!!

How's it going? I am doing great! A bitch like me is back in the airline bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! That's right baby! I am spreading my wings again! You 9 to 5er's aint got shit on my supersonic BEVERAGE CART and my intergalactic Pepsi can!!!!!!!!!!

A few weeks ago I interviewed for a regonal airline called ACA (Atlantic Coast Airlines). It all happened very very fast! I did their little online questionnaire doodah, they called me back about 45 minutes later, had an interview the following week in DC. Then once I got home in MSP, Ms Anne called me to offer me the position! I accepted and reported to training on July 10! Training is done on July 31st and once it is all done, I will be trained on the big bad CRJ and will based out of ORD!

Dad is doing ok...I think. I will wait and talk to him later when the dust settles. And Matt?? What's Matt??? Who's Matt?? A matt is something you walk on. Period.

I think that is enough for now. When I get done from training and get back to MSP for a hot minute, I will post more, a LOT more. There is and will be some drama goin down up in here. Training, work, relationships, friendships, moving....blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I love it! :-)

XOXOXOXOXO David :-)

2003-05-28T18:35:00.000-05:00

OK, so this might be a long one....

Oh, I am sorry I have notposted in awhile.....whatever...

Last Thursday, the left side of my mouth and part of my neck were incredibly swollen. On top of that, the pain was killing me and fevers ran on and off all day. I figured that it was probably my wisdom teeth because i had not had those had them taken out. So off to the dentist I went.

Got to the dentist and it was just as I thought, the wisdom teeth and they were a little infected. The dentist gave me some pain killers and some anti-biotics to help with the pain and the infection so that they could later take them out. Welp, I got home and took the meds as directed and they made me even sicker. Could not keep anything down, everything came up....everything.

The next morning, I went right back to the dentist and told him what was going on. He told me to go to HCMC and see the oral surgeon. I got to HCMC and they had decided that I should have them extracted there on the spot and they administered local anesthetics (novocaine.) About 3/4 of the way into the procedure, my heart rate shot up to 190 bpm and my fever reached 104 degress. On top of that, I was also shaking uncontrolably and was hyper ventilating. To make me get some control of myself, they have me some sort of medication that makes you temporarily 'paralysed' and it also blocks your memory for a time being so it kinda gives you a sence of not knowing what it going on. Once I came out of that, I found myself in the ICU, shirt in shreads, patches all over my chest, stomach and back, doctors and nurses and chaos all around me, I was hooked up to every machine imaginable and needles poking me everywhere. I felt like I was on a really bad episode of ER (the ones WITHOUT George Clooney).

Three days and two nights were spent in the hospital over was supposed to be a simple tooth extraction. My fevers went up and down throughout my stay and they took numberous blood samples (sometimes in the middles of the night when I was TRYING to get even SOME sleep!). I was realased on Sunday and am staying with my mom and dad. I went to the hospital today and they finished what they had started and well went fine. I am back home with my mom and my dad and I am feeling comfortable. The mouth is a little bloody but that will subside over the next day or so. Drugs are good.

In the next few weeks however, I am going to see a doctor about my heart, cause that scared the shit out of me more than anything!

Thanks for listening!

David

2003-05-16T09:04:00.000-05:00

Pissing in the sink is better than the toilet, much less work what with lifting the lid reaching down to flush
plus i like to look at my dick in the mirror.

2003-05-11T02:52:00.000-05:00

Hi, I am drunk as fucking hell. I love you.

2003-04-26T16:58:00.000-05:00

It's official. I suck. Single for 5 years and there is no light at the end of the tunnel. Given up. More later.

2003-04-25T08:46:00.000-05:00

Men suck. Period.

2003-04-20T21:38:00.000-05:00

Music: "Yet Another Day"

So yeah......life is .....ok.

Went to the Saloon on Friday night with my roomie, "Princess Cuntessa", my roomies' friend Marcus, and some chick. I had a good time...drank, danced, drank more, made out with cute boys, almost got hit by a car. Typical drunken Friday I guess.

Yep, you read that right. Almost got hit by a car. "Princess" and I were leaving the bar, and you know I am drunk off my ass. Well, I did not have my jacket with me so I was just in my t-shirt and I got cold. My drunk ass decided to try to run to the parking lot...so bascally make a short story long, I ran across the street not paying any attention because I was in a drunken stupor. Yes, you may laugh. I laughed too. I was drunk.

A friend of mine whom works for AA had a layover here in the MSP. Had a nice time, went to dinner, a little shopping, and made a quick stop at Veras and Rainbow Road! Maybe there will be a big ole gathering in MSP soon, we talked about it. You never know.
That's it for now.

2003-04-16T08:09:00.000-05:00

Music: "Turn Off the Lights (Dataluxe Remix)" - Nelly Furtado

Jingle of the day: "Clap on! Clap off! Clap on clap off, THE CLAPPER!"

Howdy folks! Sorry it has been awhile. Not a lot is going on...

On Monday, it reached a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice 89F!!! LOVED IT!! Then, today, in true Minnesota fashion, we *might* hit 45F with a chance of sleet/snow tonight. Gotta love the inconsistency of the weather in MN in April. And I thought the airline industry was bad.....

Got a nice tax refund! I look forward to spending it!! :-)

That's it for now! *kisses*

2003-04-07T02:48:00.000-05:00

Music: "New York City Boy" - Pet Shop Boys

DVD: Queer as Folk

Wax on/Wax off: Wax off

The night owl strikes again! What up? What is there to talk about tonight? Hmmm....Mommy bought me a new bed! Thanks, mom I love you! :-) I also finished another load of laundry! Fun times for you and the little ones for sure!

You know, I am getting so sick of this damned war. If the US REALLY wants Saddam out of there as bad as they say, they would have gone Hiroshima on Baghdad's ass and blown shit up all ready. I still have not heard a valid reason for this war anyways...at least not in my opinion. I am not going to get into a war debate so don't even start. But whatever your belief is YOU HAVE TO PRAY AND SHOW SUPPORT FOR THE TROOPS. They are putting their lives and well-being on the live for us. Let's hope that from here on out, that there are no more casulties and that they are brought back home to thier families safe and sound.

Anycrap..

Next song..."One and One" from Robert Miles....I love trance. "After all is said and done...one and one still is one....when we cry, when we laugh...I am half you are half...look how far we have come, one and one still is one!"

Taxes are due on April 15th yall!! Don't forget! And support your local airline....

David

2003-04-06T03:40:00.000-05:00

Music: None

Entertainment: Brother Jason and his friend are playing a video game.

Mood: Tired.

I am at my Mom and Dad's for the weekend. I am pooped and wanted to do some free laundry. I did 4 loads. Had I stayed home and done it, I would have paid 8 bucks. That's right. That's how cheap I am. Drive 45 minutes to do free laundry.

Tomorrow me and my Mommy are going furniture shopping!!! Yippie!!! I love Mommy!!

2003-04-03T23:28:00.000-06:00

Music: "Look At Us"- Sarina Paris

Food: Triscuits

Mood: Kinda biotchy but fine....

So yeah, here I am back at work. I have no other life besides that. Boo yeah. I am doing an extra long shift today, 8-7. Mass overtime for this boy this week *hands in the air , waving like I just don't care!*

I have to give props to my friend, Keram James Christiansen for making me do something like this. Yes, it is in Chinese. I translated it into Chinese so I can laugh at you as you try to understand it. He'd get a kick out of it too. So make you pay him a visit. *mwah*

I am finding that this site works best with Internet Explorer instead of my preference, Netscape. So If ThE TeXt oR ThE PaGe LoOk ReaLLy FrEaKy, MaKE SuRe YoU ArE UsinG InTeRNeT ExPloreR!

2003-04-02T01:14:00.000-06:00

Music: "Only In My Dreams 2003 (Tingo's Wet Dream Remix)"- Deborah Gibson

Food: Full

Mood: Bored off my ass!

Here at work I sit with nothing to do. So why not ramble ramble ramble online? Can't. No one is on. Normal humans are not up at this hour.

For the time being, I am working the audit shift at the hotel I work for. The hours suck but it is a more stable paycheck. I guess I cannot complain about it too much, it is a job after all. Weekends off. Home at 7 o'clock in the morning, sleep for awhile. Off until 11pm and do it all over again.

Had a lovely time with my good friend James. We ate at IHOP. I was hungry for breakfast and had suggested Perkins, but he had a ingeneous (spell check, please!) of IHOP! So, I said FUCK YES! and off we went. It was good to see him again, always a good time. I had an omlette and he had the "Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity!" It is always a hoot with my PANSY!

Yeah, so, anyways, moving on...MEANWHILE AT THE HYATT REGENCY OF APPLE VALLEY, MN.....

I sit. Yay...I think I will go work out after my shift. We'll see how working out at 7am after doing an all nighter goes. You'll get full details on it on a later post.

The whole working out thing has been going really well. my goal for the summer is to do 200-300 crunches a day. Right now I am doing about 50-100 a day and am getting the tummy to prove it. The more I do it, the better and better I get. I get quite a bit of inspiration from some goo friends of mine, and I thank them for it from the bottom of my heart!

2003-04-02T00:23:00.000-06:00

Music: "Fuck Me Harder-Queer as Folk Sdtk"

Food: MTN DEW!!!!!!!

I wrote this a few weeks ago. I thought that this might be the appropriate forum to post it in. :-)

Insta-cynic: A How-To For Morons!

Does it seem like the world is filled with time wasting morons? Everybody hate you because of your superior intellect? Does your profound commentary on everything go un-noticed by your peers? Maybe it’s time to read the Insta-Cynic How-To Guide. Let’s get cynical!

In order to become a successful cynic, one must establish clear opinions on everything. You might think this would require actual thinking, but you’re wrong. I find it doesn’t really matter what you think – just pick the opposite of what everybody else thinks. You can also save yourself from the tedium of research by simply making up facts. If anyone contradicts you, call them “naive” or “ignorant.” This brings us to the first rule of cynicism:

Cynic Rule #1: Everybody else is wrong.

Remember, this includes people who agree with you. Make sure your arguments aren’t coherent enough to allow any real debate. If it seems like you’re stuck, try switching sides and then denying your earlier position.

Cynic Rule #2: You are an expert on everything.

As long as you don’t have a problem with lying and taking quotes out of context this one is pretty easy.

Cynic Rule #3: The position being taken by the opposition is directly responsible for everything from terrorism to the time you fell off your bike in second grade.

The really fun part of being a cynic lies in blame shifting. With a dash of pseudo-intellectualism and a pinch of evidence, you can make it seem like Mother Theresa was responsible for World War II. This one can take a while to master, so be sure to practice at home in front of a mirror. If you just can’t seem to pull it off, resort to insulting the physical appearance of your opponent.

Cynic Rule #4: Always belittle your opponent.

Suggested insults:

1. You obviously have no idea what you’re talking about….. fatass.

2. Go read a book you f—king illiterate moron.

3. That would be true… if you weren’t so ugly. Christ, seriously, you should wear a mask or something.

4. No offense, but (insert horribly offensive comment here). Example: “No offence, but is that your face or is did something die a horrible death while crawling into your shirt?”

Belittling your opponent is key in establishing your intellectual superiority. For this reason you should probably stick to easy targets like fat chicks. Nerds might seem like easy targets, but don’t be fooled by their soft, pudgy exterior! Many a cynic has been ruined by their uncanny sarcastic wit.

Overall, if you have relatively good hair and a can-do attitude, you won’t have much trouble becoming a cynic. The most important thing to remember is however inane your points, however half-assed you arguments, as long as you pick people stupider than you to pick on nobody will know. Stupid people aren’t hard to identify, look for people with “WWJD” bracelets or spike necklaces. Both Christians and Goths are fairly easy targets for the well-practiced cynic. Keep this in mind and maybe someday you can have a satisfying relationship with a pet iguana or something. Good luck!

2003-04-01T21:23:00.000-06:00

Music: Jennifer Lopez "Waiting For Tonight (Hex Hector Remix)"

Food: IHOP!!!!!!!!

Jingle of the Day: Save big money at Menards!

Holiday: Bad Hair Day!

Had a good day today. I worked last night, slept all day, went to dinner and Target with James! What more to life is there?